Joan Rivers
Comedian
BornJun 8, 1933 2:00 AM GMT0 DST/WT 1
Brooklyn, NY USA [42°24'60", -78°44'00"]
Birth time source: Unconfirmed
Ayanamsa: -22°55'32"
Planets,
Signs,
Nakshatras
Lagna in Scorpio 27°15'01"
Scorpio in the Ascendant bestows physical beauty and attractive legs and thighs. Vindictive by nature and sensitive to criticism, you can be very alert and quarrelsome. You seem to take special delight in verbally abusing your friends. Ordinarily, you are lucky in marriage, but your sex life remains undisciplined. Your children could be famous and your friends are eminent, but you are unable to establish an enduring relationship with them. You are ignorant of your own long term interests. Immediate gratification is more important to you than permanent gain. Your life in general tends to be a bag of mixed achievement and frustration. Your health may suffer from abuse and irregularity of habit. Secrecy in your life is a very significant issue: Secret alliances, secret pangs and sufferings, secret hiding places, secret enemies, secret friends and secret undertakings. Drug addiction, smuggling, litigation and participation in cruel deeds are not uncommon under this sign. In many ways you are your own worst enemy. You may have fleshy and broad limbs, (as though) perfected by exercising, be clever, crooked in innate disposition, valorous, attached to your mother, generous, will have majestic and tawny eyes, a prominent chest, a sunken belly, a depressed nose, are adventurous, firm, fierce, trustworthy, amusing, troubled by bilious complaints, have a big family, betray your elders and friends, serve a great leader, have enemies, be pious, will give money to others, possess an amiable spouse, be religious, affectionate and base.
Lagna in Lunar Mansion '18 Jyeshtha-4'
The Star ruling your Ascendant or Moon is Jyeshtha.
Physical features: you will have a very good physical stamina and an attractive countenance. It may be noticed that most of the persons born in this Nakshatra may have defective teeth. Character and general events: you are clear minded and sober, although your humility will prevent you from showing off these qualities. It may be difficult for you to face even a small problem. You may not be able to keep a confidence, and may tell everything, even your own problems without discrimination, which may affect your sleep. You may appear hot tempered and obstinate. Due to this temperament you may face difficulties and obstacles. You may not accept the advice given by others. Your tendency to act solely on the idea of principle may lead you into trouble. Be cautious of your hot temper as you may end up hurting those that have helped you. There may be no closeness with your family. Although on the external you may appear proud, you are actually humble. Close association with drugs or alcohol may lead to the demise of your reputation.
Education, sources of earning/profession: you will leave your hometown at a young age, and will learn of your own efforts. Your sincerity in the work field will lead to rapid advancement. Constant change of jobs or professions are noticed. Period up to 50 years of age will be full of trial and any stability in your life starts thereafter. Period from 18 years of age to 26 years of age may a be period of trouble. During this period you may undergo financial problems, and/or mental troubles. Period from 27th years of age will be a beginning of progress towards stability, even though the pace may be slow up to your 50th year of age.
Family life: there may be limited or no relationship with your siblings or parents. Your spouse will be demanding and insist on staying away from intoxication. While your married life will be completely harmonious, occasional health problems of your spouse or separation due to some unavoidable circumstances will greatly affect your mind.
Health: you will suffer from typical health problems of the human race, cough, colds, etc.
Sun in Taurus 23°51'41"
Eyes and looks defective, tolerant, tactful, wise, jealous, affluent, fond of music, danger from water. Firm, patient and obstinate. This placement indicates that you will have troubles from diseases of the face and eyes, will endure difficulties, will have an emaciated body, will not have many sons, will be beautiful (also means fortunate, nice, handsome etc.), will possess decorum, be wise, will be jealous of those with no children, be endowed with eatables, clothes and scents, will have knowledge of singing, playing musical instruments and dancing and will face risk from water.
Sun in Taurus with Scorpio ascendent
You will face obstacles in the celebration of marriage and will acquire a sickly spouse. You will acquire gains through marriage.
You may have difficulties in marriage. You are eager to make a mark in the world. You want movement, changing profession and life direction frequently. Marriage, to you, is just a means to ascend the ladder of profession. Your passion is generally not satisfied by a single partner, and this creates problems in life.
Sun in 7th House
Generally speaking, the Sun in the seventh house shapes your attraction to the opposite sex, but which causes suffer thereby. You experience difficulties in establishing a harmonious married life, and often marry more than once. You are fond of traveling, and of lovers from widely different social backgrounds.
Your spouse is not devoted to you, fickle minded, and fidelity is doubtful. You might be diseased, mentally tense and suffer from insomnia. There will be little profit in business and rivalry with the people. You are sickly and your spouse suffers. The wicked worry you and whatever effort you may make in business, you fail to earn enough.
Your spouse means every thing to you, and you lose your individuality. You are afraid of the government, suffer sickness and have many enemies. You are short-tempered and wicked. You might often quarrel with the spouse which makes the family unhappy.
The Sun in the 7th house delays marriage. There is no happiness and pleasure in married life because of discord between husband and wife. You travel abroad in the 25th year and take inedible food and suffer. You are jolly, foolish and destructive.
If the Sun is well aspected the partner will feel independent, be of sound moral integrity, seeking harmony and happiness in the married life. The afflicted Sun will bring trouble through pride, subject to the nature of the aspect.
This house stands for love and marriage, husband or wife, public enemies, law suits, partnership in trade, travel, happiness, children from a second marriage, son-in-law, relatives, ways and means and merchandise. You may be poor, insulted, will suffer bodily diseases, government displeasures and imprisonment, will take to bad ways and will not be well-disposed to your spouse.
Note: Almost every authority declares that the Sun in the 7th is not congenial for a smooth married life. One will incur grief on account of spouse, will incur physical distress and mental worries.
Due to fear of others, you cannot even sleep peacefully. You will gain in a limited way in your undertakings. You will consider the opposite sex to be everything in this world and will remain sexually tormented.
You will have limited happiness in regards to progeny, indulge in sinful acts, be sick, will have a damaged body due to excessive sexual enjoyment and will eat anything available. You will not derive much physical pleasures from your spouse and will enter into quarrels within a single moment without cause.
Sun in Lunar Mansion '5 Mrigashira-1'
Fond of fragrant flowers. You are wise, attractive in personality and fortunate. You will have few children. You will have troubles from diseases of mouth, face and eyes.
Moon in Scorpio 21°24'36"
Active and generally successful in most areas of life, travels much, even from early on, moves around, has affairs at times, has artistic tastes, is independent, has good determination, is devoted to mother and has interest in the occult. This is the sign of fall for the Moon. Self centered, has a rough body, is cruel, a thief, sick in childhood, industrious, skillful, possibly spouseless, devoid of relatives, not graceful and possibly wild, valorous, will lose to government, and has possibly a large belly and large head.
Moon in Scorpio with Scorpio ascendent
Expressive eyes, a broad chest, rounded loins and knees. You unable to feel sure about yourself. You receive honor from the state and cooperation from your colleagues, but the trials of life never cease. You may be separated from your father with a mind full of guilt. You may have an insatiable passion that is not satisfied by a more conventional spouse, and you may often indulge in infidelities. You may be mentally unstable and suffer from illnesses early in life.
Moon in 1st House
You will be gregarious and will want everyone to appreciate you. This will be especially true when the Moon is in female signs. You can suffer from somnambulism or sleepwalking. Another way to take this is that you are sleepwalking sometimes during the daydreaming in life. You take your mental life very seriously. Handsome but fickle. Scared of water or sickness. In your 15th year you can travel much. In general context it is stated that the Moon in the Ascendant can make one cunning, short-statured, valorous, happy, liking nice milk-based foods, interested in astrology, famous in the later part of life, subject to perils, and disbelieving of your spouse.
Moon in Lunar Mansion '18 Jyeshtha-2'
The Star ruling your Ascendant or Moon is Jyeshtha.
Physical features: you will have a very good physical stamina and an attractive countenance. It may be noticed that most of the persons born in this Nakshatra may have defective teeth. Character and general events: you are clear minded and sober, although your humility will prevent you from showing off these qualities. It may be difficult for you to face even a small problem. You may not be able to keep a confidence, and may tell everything, even your own problems without discrimination, which may affect your sleep. You may appear hot tempered and obstinate. Due to this temperament you may face difficulties and obstacles. You may not accept the advice given by others. Your tendency to act solely on the idea of principle may lead you into trouble. Be cautious of your hot temper as you may end up hurting those that have helped you. There may be no closeness with your family. Although on the external you may appear proud, you are actually humble. Close association with drugs or alcohol may lead to the demise of your reputation.
Education, sources of earning/profession: you will leave your hometown at a young age, and will learn of your own efforts. Your sincerity in the work field will lead to rapid advancement. Constant change of jobs or professions are noticed. Period up to 50 years of age will be full of trial and any stability in your life starts thereafter. Period from 18 years of age to 26 years of age may a be period of trouble. During this period you may undergo financial problems, and/or mental troubles. Period from 27th years of age will be a beginning of progress towards stability, even though the pace may be slow up to your 50th year of age.
Family life: there may be limited or no relationship with your siblings or parents. Your spouse will be demanding and insist on staying away from intoxication. While your married life will be completely harmonious, occasional health problems of your spouse or separation due to some unavoidable circumstances will greatly affect your mind.
Health: you will suffer from typical health problems of the human race, cough, colds, etc.
Mars in Leo 22°47'55"
You are frank, active, conscientious, a good leader, gain through speculation, insurance and companies, are friendly, over enthusiastic, firm and adventurous. Love for new ideas, music. Mars in Leo is intense. You are impatient, valorous, grabbing others money and children, like forests, lose your first spouse, are bereft of children, devoid of charitable acts and always active in your occupation.
Mars in Leo with Scorpio ascendent
You will be engaged in the furtherance of personal whims and caprices.
Mars in 10th House
Mars produces fiery enthusiasm in the tenth house. Energizing the astro-mental component of the human personality, it will make you an idealist who is ready to sacrifice his life for a cause. Such an individual can wage war ruthlessly if he considers it necessary. you can abandon your dearest kith and kin, provided you do so for a cause; and you can be a passionate lover when the fire is enkindled in your heart. Generally, Mars will make you courageous, devoted, respectful and ambitious. You may be a fine engineer, doctor or organizer, and a fiery speaker. In all social interactions you will play the role of leader, and you will be more interested in action than in debate or negotiation. You are bold, merciless, reside far from the birth place, are wicked, and live with low people. You have unworthy sons. You are impulsive, extravagant and vicious, and your feelings and emotions overrule the rational mind, which is dominated by the passionate or forceful side of nature. You get trouble through ambition, independence, domination and aggressiveness. Defamation, whether deserved or not is indicated, as well as death of parents or discord with them. You are full of courage, energy, enterprise, and force, and will gain from service corresponding to the nature of Mars. If feminine signs rise in the Lagna of this person, this will promote success after hard labor and personal efforts. If masculine signs rise, it will cause wind falls. This Mars in the 10th house is Maraka to maternal uncle. Your jobs without much effort are spontaneously finalized. You have plenty of attendants. Even if you're born in a low family, you attain lion-like success and might reach the status of an uncrowned king and popular leader under the benefic influence of this Mars. With Mars in the 10th house, you get wealth from the royal court, relatives, agriculture and friends. Continued success is indicated. You are valiant, self made, influental, renowned, glorious, wealthy, gallant, and auspicious celebrations are frequently held. Longevity to brother, gain from business at age 18, and royal favors or own efforts are indicated.
Mars in Lunar Mansion '11 Purva Phalguni-3'
You may be employed as an engineer or as a mechanic. Your married life will be full of happiness.
Mercury in Gemini 5°59'09"
You are very inventive and smart. It is very difficult to find an executive or diplomat more talented than you. You like to study and therefore, you have a liking for science and technology. You like to be well-informed and you are very sociable and friendly.
Mercury in Gemini with Scorpio ascendent
Mercury in this sign will not be damaging, though your social life is not all it could be. Your life will be a pit of secrecy, and you may receive some legacy. There may be much renown and status as well.
Mercury in 8th House
Mercury has the special characteristic of retrieving from past influences things which strengthen the mind, as a result of which you are able to cultivate relationships which are conducive to material prosperity, eminent status, and considerable wealth. Under this impulse, you are able to explore mystical, virgin areas of nature which open up exceptional opportunities in life.
On the physical plane, however, you beget very few children and suffer from stomach and thigh ailments. This position of Mercury is gainful, as it gives longevity, prosperity, land and property. You may have several children and get high status at age 25. Government favors and annihilation of the enemy are indicated.
You are glorious, enjoy a long life and are renowned in own and foreign land. You are cheerful, gain through business and enjoy the pleasure and confidence of the opposite sex. You are blessed with longevity, reputation and wealth, may be debauch but famous for your qualities, are hostile but philanthropic, ungrateful, vicious, sexy, a liar and ailing.
You might get wealth from the government. You are proud, antagonist of the people, disrupting and devastating. You are a magistrate, support your family and are considered a distinguished personality, who is truth loving and honors the guests. The end is peaceful.
Mercury in Lunar Mansion '5 Mrigashira-4'
You will have only medium education, but will rise to the top through sincere hard work. You may be employed as the head of an accounting or finance group. You are prone to nervous disturbances or possible mental or physical disabilities.
Jupiter in Leo 21°33'55"
Fortunate for personal health and progeny. Secret service, judiciary, embassy and uncommon occurrences. Promotes prudence, intuition, much traveling, name and fame.
Jupiter in Leo with Scorpio ascendent
Jupiter will introduce some order and method to your life. You will be religious, devoted to children and family, and considerate to society. You will be rich, respectable, and engaged in the teaching profession.
Jupiter in 10th House
Jupiter in the 10th gives you an inner ideal and wants to make you free to pursue what you believe in. You can be a good counselor, an ethical professor, an occultist who studies the future, or an affectionate parent and friend. You have much affection that shows. You may lack the pure quality of humility somewhat at times due to your good qualities. You may be more traditionally religious rather than esoteric.
Socially you try to be protective and sincere rather than a fiery leader with a cause. You are versatile, flourishing, successful from the beginning, reputed, happy, rich, famous, and blessed with friends and conveyances. From your Jupiter, there is chance of danger at age 34. Jupiter in the 10th house gives land and wealth, makes you interested in scholarly pursuits, and you become averse to adultery.
You are religious and try to perform good deeds. You get success, recognition and high friends, and gain through the spouse, social life, and business. You had a noble birth perhaps, and you gained through family. At times in your life you will get good positions. Jupiter in the 10th house makes you the kind of person who surrounds yourself with religion and a nice house. You are noble at heart and wish to work in high, learned and sincere pursuits. This Jupiter helps with wealth of various good varieties.
Jupiter in Lunar Mansion '11 Purva Phalguni-3'
You will have fame, name and top positions in life.
Venus in Gemini 6°28'15"
Your Venus, being in Gemini, gives name and fame through science, art, literature, composition of poetry and drama. You are intuitive, ingenious, humorous, get income through varied sources. This placement is conducive to mental growth. You are amicable and friendly, but unfaithful in love affairs.
Venus in Gemini with Scorpio ascendent
You may suffer from toothaches.
Venus will disturb the sexual balance. Relationships will be predominantly carnal, spouse may be promiscuous, and you may become ever more engrossed in sensuality. You will be extremely skillful in camouflaging sexual affairs.
Venus in 8th House
Under the influence of Venus, the libido is very strong, but it does not necessarily lead to promiscuity. Becoming deeply sensitive to the enduring impulses of your life-essence, you often achieve exceptional status in society; your forthright utterances may provoke others, but you become a civic leader and your religious proclivities are both intense and intrinsically honest. However, your spouse is not supportive or may look down on you and cause some kind of worry.
Death is generally at a noble place. You may be a shepherd; your language is that of rustics. This Venus denotes happiness, ailments, longevity, discontentment, and trouble for mother in the 4th year. Your partner is your well-wisher. You get financial gain through marriage or partnership or through legacy or patrimony. A natural, peaceful and easy end is indicated. If Venus is afflicted, there will be kidney problems, diabetes, obesity or urinary troubles towards the end of life. Separation from marriage partner, loss, grief and many more disappointments are indicated.
You are learned and a person of character. You gain through cattle wealth, are of harsh speech and get success and gains after long and hard struggle. You tend to be always in debt. Victory is delayed. You might be prosperous, strong and rich and be a landlord. You are popular, jovial, vain, religious, bold and worried about the family. You have large eyes. You pay off your father's debt, promote family interest and might die of bile-cough in a holy place after age 75.
Venus in Lunar Mansion '5 Mrigashira-4'
You will be noble at heart. This placement is beneficial for being a poet or writer. Watch out for sexually contracted diseases, goiter and tonsillitis.
Saturn in Capricorn 23°20'07"
Interested in the higher branches of learning such as philosophy. Is, learned, talented, seasoned, efficient, travels, and is fond of ornaments and other items of decoration. Progressive, ambitious, rational and convincing, gloomy, serious and discontented, trouble through love affairs, link with the low-bred, nervous disturbances, tactful, diplomatic and persevering. Ultimately, success will be yours.
Saturn in Capricorn with Scorpio ascendent
You appear to be leading a happy life, but suffer psychologically. You will be a miser, bereft of a good education, unhappy with children and plagued with mental problems.
Saturn in 3rd House
Native and things of the 3rd house may be brave and courageous. Saturn may also indicate loss of siblings. Depending upon other things on the 3rd house, native or things of the 3rd house may be eccentric and demonstrate cruelty to each other. Native may experience sorrow through things of the 3rd house. Native may be honored by govt agencies. He may also be able to become head or president of local boards, municipalities, etc. One peculiarity of this combination is that success attends the native only after he has suffered disappointments and reverses. The tendency of the mind is towards gloom, anxiety and misgivings. The mental condition improves with age. If Saturn is afflicted (by aspect, conjunction etc) or influenced by Sun, Moon, Mercury or Mars or other planet (it depends of various factors) etc, the despondency is likely to run into mental affliction that may cause the native admit in a mental institution.
Saturn in Lunar Mansion '23 Dhanishtha-1'
Rahu in Aquarius 8°44'45"
Rahu in Aquarius with Scorpio ascendent
You may talk of high ideals, but there will be something lacking in your demeanor. Your companions are dishonest, dealings are underhanded, and your attitude may be mean-spirited.
Rahu in 4th House
When Rahu is in this house, you are not quite so unlucky. Almost everything in your immediate environment is the result of past karmic forces which nothing can stave off, and such forces may bring conditions that test your mettle. You suffer separation from your mother, siblings may turn against you even when you are helpful to them, and you may not receive your due in your profession. Nevertheless, your affluence, penchant for spiritual study and general persistence, along with insight into the workings of nature, may in time produce wealth, and you may win an enviable status in life and a reputation which outlasts you. In the end, you will certainly achieve your desires.
Rahu in the 4th gives rise to Raja Yoga during Rahu ruled periods, sub periods, etc. This means there will be a tendency towards things going well. Rahu in the 4th makes the mother long-lived. You will find little happiness and may feel foolish at times. You may find yourself living in a foreign land without a well-wisher, separated from the community, living a lonely life in a solitary place. There may be few, if any, children, and you may have trouble with the opposite sex or association with the low and wicked people. You may be a back-biter, an only child, and have a thin and lean spouse. There may be trouble and loss to the parents and relatives. Your mother suffers from excess bile or may be ailing or have mental agony. You are haughty and insolent, the enemy of your own people, sexy, inert and bold, may be prosperous and have two spouses and employees. You might suffer from psychic problems.
You can expect good luck between age 36 to 56. Sudden and unexpected gain through property is indicated. You are gentle, trustworthy and long-living. You could become a geologist. There is a possibility of illegitimate offspring.
Rahu in Lunar Mansion '24 Shatabhisha-1'
Ketu in Leo 8°44'45"
Ketu in Leo with Scorpio ascendent
You may be a philosopher who is concerned with the ultimate truth but all too inclined to think much and do little.
Ketu in 10th House
Ketu is our critical faculty, seeking self-knowledge and self-importance, in exchange for which it receives humiliation in the short run, followed by enduring recognition and respectability. In the tenth house, its impulse often causes you to be maladjusted to society. However, your respect for others depends on the real worth of a person, based on inherent qualities.
Since society in general favors the external forms of behavior and the recognition of traditional values, you may find most social interactions to be based on hypocrisy despite any spiritual contradictions between the hidden and the visible. Much animosity and resentment will be leveled against you, even though you will be considered quite intelligent, with a very fertile brain, having original ideas on almost all subjects.
You will be religious in the true spiritual sense of the term. Your knowledge of scriptures will be profound and authentic, and your understanding of their esoteric implications and meanings will be extraordinary. You may feel unfortunate and miserable. Danger of falling from horse back or other conveyances and trouble through thieves is indicated. You are fond of playing musical instruments and black objects. You oppose all good activities, are vicious, impressive, reputed and gallant.
This denotes loss of reputation through fraud, treachery and unfavorable public and market conditions, failures, changes or depressions. It indicates trouble for the father or you yourself are unattractive. There is danger from horse, cow or bull etc. You may suffer from diseases of the rectum, be of lowly habits and deeds, and adulterous. You will get no gain or support through parents.
Ketu in Lunar Mansion '10 Magha-3'
You may worry unnecessarily in the work field.
Uranus in Aries 3°17'15"
Uranus in Aries with Scorpio ascendent
Uranus in 6th House
Uranus in Lunar Mansion '1 Ashwini-1'
Neptune in Leo 14°34'53"
Neptune in Leo with Scorpio ascendent
Neptune in 10th House
Neptune in Lunar Mansion '11 Purva Phalguni-1'
Pluto in Gemini 29°06'37"
Pluto in Gemini with Scorpio ascendent
Pluto in 8th House
Pluto in Lunar Mansion '7 Punarvasu-3'