Shelly Berman

Shelly Berman

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Shelly BermanShelly Berman
Lagna in Capricorn 25°27'38"
Capricorn in the Ascendant indicates you are probably tall and well built. You can, however, have a weaker and leaner lower body. You are very hardworking and persevering, but you have to watch out for melancholic moods. You also have to try to curb the ego at times. You are careful with others and respectful of them, but at the same time anxious to achieve your own ends. Other factors permitting, you can be very religious. You also tend to respect the occult.
Lagna in Lunar Mansion '23 Dhanishtha-1'
The Star ruling your Ascendant or Moon is Dhanishtha.

Normally, you have a lean body with lengthy figure. In exceptional cases you may have a stout figure. You will be expert in all work you undertake. You have an extremely intelligent mind and all around knowledge. You do not like to cause any trouble to others. It has been seen that you have a religious spirit. You always like to live by your own caliber and effort. You dislike to express disagreement with others till the last moment. Most of us are probably aware of the elephant's revenge. That is, if any person or any animal cause trouble to the elephant, the elephant waits for an opportunity to bounce on them. In the same way you wait for an opportunity to pounce on others with whom you have a score to settle.

A number of horoscopes that I have examined reveal that most scientists and historians are born in this Nakshatra. Since there is an inherent talent of keeping secrets, you are quite suitable for secret service, or being a private secretary to senior executives. Whatever may be your academic background your intelligence is beyond question. In argument you are much ahead of others. Hence lawyers profession is the best for you. After age 24, there be progress in the earning field. Since you will be engaged in the profession or trade where you have to trust others, you should be very careful before putting trust in others. In the family circle you will be the uppermost administrator. Your relatives will cause a lot of embarrassment and problems. You are more inclined to brothers and sisters. You will have ample inherited property subject to the placement of planets in beneficial position. You cannot have much benefit from in-laws. But this drawback will be nullified due to the presence of the good qualities of your spouse. Any improvement in the financial field will be only after marriage.

Your health may not be so good at times. But even then you will not care about it. It is only when the illness reaches the peak you start finding a remedy. Slightest improvement out of the severest disease will drag you to the work field. You are prone to coughs, anemia etc. However, you will not be in a prolonged state of illness.
Sun in Aquarius 11°18'18"
Your Sun's position pushes you towards illicit romantic liaisons, which you will have to struggle to avoid. Watch for heart trouble. You may find that your past dealings with others leave you in a position, where others see you as unpopular, and to be avoided. The best way to avoid this is to avoid its cause, which is a tendency to dominate and manipulate, caused by having a very strong thinking capacity, which may put you over others who are simpler in mind. Watch for these tendencies during Sun ruled periods. If not major Sun period comes in the current life, then perhaps these things will not ever manifest very. You have great strength and courage, but a short temper. In some way or at one point in life you will gain through other peoples' marriage partners. If this only comes once in life, then it is of little concern. Otherwise, this may indicate the ability to be a divorce attorney, marriage counselor, etc. Due to something you believe or do, you may be not liked by the truly learned, probably due to some connection with 'lowliness'. There is an underlying current of unhappiness or sorrow running through your life. This is not necessarily bad, as it may push you on towards spirituality for answers. However, this Sun indicates some low vibrations in Aquarius, so watch out for being fraudulent, a traitor, dirty or miserly.
Sun in Aquarius with Capricorn ascendent
You may engage in robbery or other dangerous or illegal professions as livelihood which may shorten your life span.
You will be faced with a severe conflict in your mind: One side in you will goad you to surreptitious activities, while the other will urge you to adopt ethical means. As a result of the perpetual conflict, you will not succeed in becoming wealthy - though if the darker side predominates, you may gain your possessions by outright theft.
Sun in 2nd House
Placement of Sun in second house suggests that the native will be quite generous and compassionate in nature. Moreover, they are likely to be successful in money matters. Their efforts get a lot of recognition and respect. Such people have great leadership skills thus often enjoy a good position in authority. Their leadership skills also fetch them a good income. Sun in 2nd house also means the native enjoys an enviable social position and commands a lot of respect from others.

Individuals having such a placement have an insatiable desire for power and a strong sense of self-worth. Their energy is driven towards attaining power in the form of acquiring possessions, a hefty bank balance, and talent. While they tend to earn well, they have a tendency to spend extravagantly.

The royal streak in these natives makes them lord over things and people, which should be avoided to lead a better social life. As per classic Vedic scriptures, these persons tend to be a little too much straightforward. Moreover, they struggle to learn and acquire new skills. Some speech disorder such as stammering is also likely to natives having Sun in 2nd house.
Sun in Lunar Mansion '24 Shatabhisha-2'
Moon in Gemini 25°51'18"
You are tall, handsome, full of contradictions but business-like, intellectual and possess artistic abilities, scientific pursuits, literary taste, are humane, reserved, and have a broad outlook. You will have a prominent nose and dark eyes, will be skillful in the art of love, poetry etc., will enjoy sexual pleasures, will have lines of fish in the palm, will be fond of worldly enjoyments, will be sinewy, very intelligent, splendorous, be endowed with happiness, jocular disposition and eloquent speech, be won over by the females, will have a long body, will befriend neuters and will have two mothers. (Note-: The Moon in Gemini ascending, gives the qualities of Mercury to the person in general.) The prominent nose will make the subject look beautiful. As Mercury is a eunuch, the person will make friendship with neuters or will enjoy sexual pleasures with barren partners. Worldly pleasures will be more important than spiritual pursuits. People born under this sign may be gifted speakers.
Moon in Gemini with Capricorn ascendent
You may suffer on account of your spouse. The karmic past may manifest in the form of abject poverty at some time in life, and you may become psychologically insecure, haunted by unknown fears. You may have stomach ailments.
Moon in 6th House
With the Moon in the sixth house, you are dogged with persistent difficulties. Often you are endangered and may get mixed up with criminals and anti-social elements; you suffer great financial difficulties and may even be involved in public litigation. Your physical health may not be strong, but there will be great mental expansion, intellectual development and moral stamina. Even during periods of acute physical and financial difficulty you will succeed in securing help from providential sources. You will contribute to social progress and command great respectability, but personally you will have much to complain about. You are intelligent and have an overwhelming influence against the most powerful enemies. However strong they may be, ultimately they surrender to you. Every repeated attack they make happens to be a misfire. You may not be devoted to your mother or indifferent to her. The sixth house denotes enemies, injuries, accidents, diseases, afflictions, maternal uncles, cousins, servants, loss of wealth, calamities through the opposite sex, suits and debts, intimidation and apprehension from enemy. You are delicate, have a poor appetite, your passions are subdued, You tend to be easily excited, lazy and inactive. You may be short-lived, dull, be of uncertain health and suffer loss of appetite or feel slighted. You have a sharp vision, are brave and bold, cruel and unkind, have no progeny, are strong but lean, have strong desires but can not pro-create. Enemy sign cause more enemies; If the Moon is in its depression sign Scorpio, it can cause a melancholic nature, you may remain sick and ailing. You may suffer diseases of the stomach. Note: Whatever be the valor of enemies, you will always conquer them. They will not raise their heads again before you. You may be emaciated, miserly and unfruitful, and will not have much sexual appetite. Your maternal uncle will be separated from children or will have only daughters.
Moon in Lunar Mansion '7 Punarvasu-2'
Your Ascendant or Moonstar is Punarvasu.

Physical features: handsome, long thighs and long face. Some identification mark on the face or on the back side of head. Character and general events: you will complete faith in God. You are religiously inclined. Initially you will have good behavior, but later on according to the circumstances you may change your behavior. Therefore, others have to be careful while approaching you. It is very difficult to know your inner thought. You are contented with little but at the same time you are hot tempered. You stick to ancient tradition and belief. You will not stand a party to any illegal activities and will try to resist others from doing so. You do not like to cause trouble to others, on the other hand you try to help the needy. You will lead a simple life.

Education, sources of earning/profession: you can shine and get success in almost all the subjects, except in partnership business. You can attain much name and fame as a teacher or as an actor, writer, physician etc. Period up to 32 years of age may be difficult; as a result try to avoid any major business dealings until after that year. You may not be in a position to accumulate wealth but you can attain public honor. You may have a lack of business trick and inherent straightforwardness. One peculiar expression can be seen in your face i.e. an innocent and frustrated look.

Family life: you are the most obedient child of your parents. You respect your father and mother as your teachers. Married life may be difficult. You may divorce or have another marriage. Your first spouse may have a weak constitution, and will be a good partner. Frequent friction between other family members may take place. The combination of these factors may cause much stress.

Health: there will not be any serious health problems, but tend to all health problems seriously. You will have a strong digestion.
You are fond of your friends, and you have a deep understanding of lovemaking. You may be attracted to gambling. You may be a scientist, ambassador or representative. A number of marriages or long term relationships are indicated.
Mars in Sagittarius 17°20'55"
Engineering insight, intellectual giant, large-hearted, enthusiastic, both by speech and action. Favorable to lawyers, military tactics. Gains through marriage - more than one union is indicated. (If afflicted trouble through brothers, relatives, friends and over estimation.) Many losses through traveling and wrong employment. Many wounds or scars, sometimes starved, a harsh speaker, crafty, alienated, a warrior, happy with hard work, loses happiness and money due to anger and will not honor elders. Very brave and skillful when in a competitive confrontation. Favorable for the military, police, etc.
Mars in Sagittarius with Capricorn ascendent
Mars in the twelfth house in Sagittarius creates complications. You will be interested in spiritual development and will be able to surmount considerable difficulties in life. There will, however, be basic contradictions in your nature. You will be interested in money and sensual gratification; temptation has not lost its hold on you. But you will also seek spiritual enlightenment and will succeed to some degree. This contradiction disturbs your mental composure and social relations, as well as public reaction. You become a controversial figure.
Mars in 12th House
Mars externalizes inherent tendencies. The twelfth house being the repository of all one's past karmic forces and future possibilities, the presence of Mars here brings these forces to the surface. This is done in order to neutralize them so that you may be liberated from their binding effect. During this process you may often be unprepared to bear the pressure; your reaction creates further binding.

Under the influence of Mars, you have the freedom either to liberate yourself from bondage and begin a new life or become more deeply immersed in layers of materiality. But if you have already cleared your past debts and no further undesirable forces are pending, your spiritual tendencies surface. In that case, you show genuine tendencies toward spirituality.

Under negative conditions, you may be possessed by anger, lustful behavior, animosity against friends, depravity and criminality. When these tendencies are bravely faced, you may possibly free yourself to enter the heavenly gates of divine pleasure. If your past is already full of spiritual merit, the Martian effect will externalize it, and you may be an inspiring spirit who helps others progress courageously. It is possible that some physical illness may afflict you if you have the seed of such an illness in your karmic past, even while you are engaged in your spiritual mission.

Whoever has Mars in the 12th will be fortunate in respect of brother. You may be a glutton and sexy, but get little pleasure from your spouse. A second marriage comes. You are truthful, generous, and excited and may be the founder of some organization.

You might be without progeny or have few children, and no sons. Traveling abroad is indicated, and you get success at age 26. You are frank, but somewhat crude. Danger of falls, poison, accidents, headaches, blood impurities, secret vice, and dyspepsia in old age are indicated.

There will be no accumulation of wealth. You may lose through theft, advances or misplacement. Mars in the 12th house brings about financial ruin. It attacks with such weapons, so severely and powerfully that even the strongest body shows the wound marks.

This placement may indicate rumors to defame, scandals, disputes, strife or jealousy, trouble through servants, fear and sorrow due to dependence, and a life of misfortunes. You may suffer immediate loss of wealth. Beware of danger from thieves, burglars, weapons, and enemies.

You are base, and depraved by own actions, and have a desire to extort others' wealth. Your eyes are transient, your mind restless, and you are mobile, cheerful, strong, prosperous, debauch, despondent and successful in gaining your end.

You are hostile, and may be without wealth and spouse, are rude with own family members, aggressive, inconsiderate, and always tense. You may divulge secret information to the enemies and get contempt and imprisonment. You might die in seclusion or prison. You have the reputation of being a trouble creator amongst your friends by giving them wrong advice.

You are extravagant, atheist, cruel, wicked and crafty, a boaster, and travel far. This placement denotes possible injury to left eye, ear, hand or foot of the spouse. If this Mars is well posited, the wound marks are short lived, if ill aspected or associated, they remain for a long time. Death of paternal uncles is indicated.

You are wrathful, sexy, crippled, infidel, jealous of friends and relatives, unfriendly, agitated, disabled and suffer loss of reputation and wealth at age 45. You may suffer from troubles in throat, ears and eyes, blood infection, feverish complaints, cataract or heat stroke on eyes. Beware of secret or treacherous enemies, misadventures, accidents, slander, or scandal. Mars here indicates expenditure through enemies, crimes etc.
Mars in Lunar Mansion '20 Purva Ashadha-2'
Mercury in Aquarius 17°38'13"
Overall you are rather intelligent and have an attraction to electronic gadgetry like computers and stereos. You tend to believe in higher spiritual forces and you are an independent thinker. You draw intelligence from the space where one knows that everything vanishes in time and that the greater, larger, picture is what is important.
Mercury in Aquarius with Capricorn ascendent
Mercury will create a more favorable financial climate, though not without occasional difficulties. It will, however, produce stability of mind, enabling you to put your speaking talents to some profitable use. In spite of various impediments on the way, you will become renowned and respectable.
Mercury in 2nd House
Mercury in the second house bestows learning, command of language, sweetness of tongue and honorable surroundings and relations. It often happens, that lost wealth is gained again under the impact of Mercury; the wealth is regained by your own efforts and often as a result of your learning and educational abilities. You speak cleverly and skillfully and may take up the profession as a writer, businessman, principal, professor, or director of a company. Good for gaining wealth in general, this placement promotes conjugal pleasure, eloquent, critic of books, smartness and good learning in the early part of life. Gains through letters (college degrees), writings, lecturing, traveling, clerical jobs, commission agents, small commercial transactions, advertising, stationery orders and supply, books etc. and through jobs corresponding to the nature of the planet in good aspect or according to the sign it occupies.
Mercury in Lunar Mansion '24 Shatabhisha-4'
You have to be careful in your 23rd and 28th year of age.
Jupiter in Capricorn 18°32'04"
You have high aspirations, good organizational abilities and intuition. There will be gain and success through high positions in life, business and foreign business. You are thrifty and positive.
Jupiter in Capricorn with Capricorn ascendent
Fond of music, poetry, drama and reading.
In general, you may be miserable in many ways. You display immense fortitude and tremendous forbearance, but there are breaks in your education, unhappiness in your relationships and a lack of wealth or social status. You will be a wanderer, filled with anxiety, even when you win acclaim for your wisdom in foreign lands.
Jupiter in 1st House
When Jupiter is in Lagna, you will have a tendency towards obesity and a stout body is a breeding place for congestion and breathing related complaints. Jupiter in the lagna promises good fortune; power and dignity to lead the social and commercial world; internal power through moral and religious self.

Optimistic, jovial, generous, prudent, sincere, courteous and amiable. Rational, firm and self-confident. You may hold a high position; such as, bankers, judges, doctors, lawyers, professors, preachers, government officers. Shipping or large scale wholesaler. You are known by your qualities; well-dressed; prosperous; charming personality; but less manly; looks forward to a life in paradise hereafter; so you give away your wealth for religious and pious observances, or doing good for others.

You are recognized by people for your proficiency. Affluent. Graceful. Spends your wealth for noble cause. Salvation. Conscience is elevated. Learned. Handsome. Longevity. Fearless. Blessed with children. You are a scholar; gets government favor; is large-hearted, gentle, mature, beautiful, honored, healthy, enlightened, modest, strong, thoughtful actions, patient, outstanding, grateful, loves gold-diamond and beautiful clothes, rich but scared. Poet, singer, pious, charitable, fond of sweets and delicacies, devout. While considering your wealth, position, status or ability, consider the sign occupied by this Jupiter and aspect on it.

This Jupiter causes such diseases as blood impurity, plethora, gout, liver complaints, excessive vitality, varies according to the sign occupied.
Jupiter in Lunar Mansion '22 Shravana-3'
Venus in Capricorn 17°57'38"
Impotent, foolish, attached to partners older in age; weak, fear, heart-trouble; serving attitude, trusted, gain through the employer. Often gives beauty in females, if placed in a good house and not afflicted by bad aspects. Gain and success through banking, stock-exchange, commerce etc. Trouble through marriage and high ambition. Your sense of beauty will not be the 'norm' but rather, shaped by an appreciation for the earthy, the basic, the third world, the deep, the working class.
Venus in Capricorn with Capricorn ascendent
You turn down several good offers for marriage and in the end accept a simple spouse and live happily. Steady in service and shy in society.
This placement will seem to promise material prosperity, but the results will fall short of expectation. You will possess artistic talents, have good education and enjoy the company of respectable people. But your interest in sex may be exaggerated, and you could lean towards compulsive expressions of promiscuity. This placement generally bestows over average physical attractivity, beauty and charm.
Venus in 1st House
You are comely, live with saints, are an enemy nihilist, perform noble religious rites, enjoy affluence and get benefits. Efficient in amorous sport and satisfied. Long living, timid, and alluring. You are wealthy, sexy, handsome, blessed with a noble, happy spouse and children, are learned and impressive.

Venus in the Ascendant is said to ward off 300 evil Yogas of other planets. You are very talkative, skilled in handicrafts, gentle, polite, interested in poetics and devout. You are fair-complexed, bilious and have a wound, mole or ulcer on the waist, back, stomach or on the private parts. Possible danger from dogs or animals with horns.

You are steady, always involve yourself in good deeds, have pleasant speech and are skilled in all trades. You are an adviser, preceptor, are home bound and a fatalist. You are ungrateful, potent, manly (or womanly), powerful and fond of sour and salty food. You might be a mathematician, are fond of beautiful garments, ornaments, are virtuous, meritorious, cordial, dependable, jolly, sympathetic and affectionate.

Your love of nature is sublimated. You are social, live and keep yourself happy. Your artistic faculties are fully developed. You love art, music, drama, poetry, singing - everything related to beauty. You are fair, generous, refined, admired by the opposite sex, fruitful and fortunate.
Venus in Lunar Mansion '22 Shravana-3'
Saturn in Scorpio 3°09'18"
Hasty, stubborn, jealous, acquisitive, influential, vain, greedy, success in cheating others, danger from poison or arms. Many losses and ill health, interest in geology and chemistry. Gains through hard work.
Saturn in Scorpio with Capricorn ascendent
When Saturn occupies this sign you attain a good position in society and acquire much property. Your chief concern in life is the acquisition of higher financial and social status; you suffer from tension. Death may come suddenly and unexpectedly, or as the result of some malignant disease.
Saturn in 11th House
Saturn in the eleventh makes you rich. You are thoughtful and serious in everything you do, and keep excessive control over your actions and reactions. You are very persistent, and your desire to attain a high material position is also very intense. You can become a seasoned bureaucrat, but whatever your vocation, you will be almost one-pointed in achieving the goal you set for yourself. Callous behavior during the pursuit of that goal may also be expected; you acquire fixed assets and landed property as well. Your education is usually incomplete, but your innate intelligence and practical wisdom are remarkable. Trouble through sons is indicated. Most of the life is full of struggle - it may be due to friends, family or any body. With Saturn in the 11th house you are rich, long-living, brave and firm. You suffer from acute ailments only. You are a thousand times more cunning and a better manipulator than anybody, and constant and firm in respect of wealth, health and mind. You enjoys longevity, very cunning and you show your bravery in the competition arena. You may be childless. You are reputed, have noble friends, are merciful, benevolent, soft and sweet, thin, lean, contented, affluent and pleasure seeking. You get wealth through the government, and have plenty of attendants. Some income through agriculture or employment is indicated. You are contemplative and fortunate. You have to endure much ailment since childhood and there is danger from fire. You are learned in all the sciences, get state honor but are immodest. Education through learned people is indicated. You are a family person and live through handicraft. This Saturn denotes wealth, obstacles, land and recognition through the government.
Saturn in Lunar Mansion '16 Vishakha-4'
Rahu in Cancer 2°15'23"
Rahu in Cancer with Capricorn ascendent
Rahu often causes unhappiness as there may be separation from the spouse. You fail to afford satisfaction to sexual partners, and relationships have a mercenary tone; you like to keep them concealed and secret.
Rahu in 7th House
Rahu, being a karmic planet, creates much unhappiness in the seventh house. Whether alone or in association with any other planet, its impact is sorrowful. You fall into relationships with partners who are very often undesirable, quarrelsome, extravagant, and inflexible; you either suffer from genito-urinary troubles or are dishonorable. Very often you have to face separation, divorce, or death of the marriage partner.

You are fond of traveling, of changing your job, and of cultivating new associations-all with the objective of securing something for personal satisfaction. You are skillful and will confer fame and prosperity. Trouble through spouse, body aches, much enmity and loss through trade are indicated. There might be two marriages and your spouse should be careful of infections in generative organs.

This placement denotes separation from the relatives and public slander, danger of separation from kinsfolk and disgrace. You may be mentally suffering, deranged, idle, a wanderer, short-tempered, vicious, quarrelsome, hostile to your partner, furious, sick, restless, malicious and strife opposition and hindrance in every work. You are deprived of sensual pleasure. There might be menstrual problems in women. You may be driven to extramarital affairs or divorce and get a new partner. You are conceited, sensual, experience trouble and difficulty in travel and might suffer from rheumatism. You are frightened, irreligious and cruel. You may be a diabetic, argue with relatives, are touchy, spiteful, vain and discontented.

You get luck through sinful acts and success through speculation, lottery and game of chance or races. You might contract infections through impure mates. Generally you have more friends than enemies, gain through dealing with others and get pleasure and benefit through mates. Your partner might be wise and wealthy. This Rahu is not a killer, but can cause danger to the people indicated by the house.
Rahu in Lunar Mansion '7 Punarvasu-4'
There is an indication of success in journalism, publishing or writing books. This placement shows numerous intimate relations. You may have some education in the field of mathematics.
Ketu in Capricorn 2°15'23"
Ketu in Capricorn with Capricorn ascendent
There is a tendency to become melancholic. However, you will gain opportunities to develop your psychic faculties.
Ketu in 1st House
Fear and anxiety from the wicked. Trouble through spouse, children, etc. Confusion, excess bile and rheumatism. Anguish and constant distress through relatives and dread of the vicious. Perturbed. Spouse might be suffering from restlessness, stomach ache etc. Possible separation from spouse is indicated.

This person has a tendency to be sad, inert, selfish, unfavorable looking, foolish, a liar, ungrateful, wicked and spiritless. Afraid of sex. Trouble for maternal uncle. Loss, scandals, Dismission from service, danger to face and eyes, some impediments regarding the arm and a short life. However, all this will be greatly modified through other placements in the chart.

On the positive side, the person might also be detached and have a tendency to be spiritual. A prominent Ketu can give yogic aspects to the personality, as it is the planet of the ascetic. Generally, Ketu in the Ascendant denotes some life long issue in finding the personal identity and an overall tendency to be somewhat ungrounded or feeling held back in issues of material progress in life. Don't expect a fast career, but then again, you are probably not an ambitious personality anyways...
Ketu in Lunar Mansion '21 Uttara Ashadha-2'
Uranus in Pisces 1°24'19"
Uranus in Pisces with Capricorn ascendent
Uranus in 3rd House
Uranus in Lunar Mansion '25 Purva Bhadrapada-4'
Neptune in Leo 0°17'09"
Neptune in Leo with Capricorn ascendent
Neptune in 8th House
Neptune in Lunar Mansion '10 Magha-1'
Pluto in Gemini 19°57'10"
Pluto in Gemini with Capricorn ascendent
Pluto in 6th House
Pluto in Lunar Mansion '6 Ardra-4'


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